You're the Thunder and I'm the Lightning

Mom: are you ready to leave

Me: yeah hold on

5 minutes later

Me: Okay I'm ready

Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap

Me: I hate you all, you're all idiots.

Me: Why is that person staring at me.

Me: Omg what would happen if a man just burst in the room with a gun. I would totally be the heroic person who sacrifices themselves for others.

Me: No I don't know the answer to this question. Oh god, the teacher's going to call on me. My hand is not raised. Oh god oh god oh god, leave me alone. Act busy, just act busy. Abort mission, I repeat, abort mission.

Me: My stomach jut growled. When the fuck is lunch.

Me: We should make a class Hunger Games. Where everyone dies.

Me: AND NOW MY PENCILS BREAKING, AND YOU ONLY WANT ME WHEN I'M TAAAKENNNN.

Me: No, seriously, never open your mouth again.

Me: Ew, my teacher has children. They're sexually active. I wonder when they had sex for the first time. I wonder if they did drugs as a teenager. I totally bet they did.

Me: Yeah, no, if a man walked in with a gun, I totally wouldn't sacrifice myself for these idiots. I would hide under my desk and tell him to just take them all.

Me: Seriously, it's only been a minute.

Me: I will never use this shit in my life.

friend: so what do you like in anime and mangá?

head: don't say gay porn

heart: don't say gay porn

hands: don't say gay porn

arms: don't say gay porn

legs: don't say gay porn

face: don't say gay porn

eyes: don't say gay porn

nose: don't say gay porn

belly: don't say gay porn

mouth: the beautiful stories